Saturday, January 06, 2007
OKAY, FIRST WEEKEND OF THE NEW YEAR.
and i have a lot of holiday homework to complete.
yup so today was a mega fruitful and productive day of bumming around and consuming approximately 3000 calories.
woke up at 10am because of the fucking hot air-con (theMOTHER still hasn't called the repairmen).
flew to my brother's room, turned on the air-conditioning and fell back to sleep.
it felt good to be sleeping in some sort of cold air.
awoke to find myself basking in the early morning of 3.30pm.
ate lunch and read the papers till 4.30pm.
tried to do social studies homework but ended up reading blogs and emailing.
wrote a sentence of ss.
internet went haywire and broke down.
blahblah.
talked on the phone for about an hour.
(while eating a tub of ice cream).
basically yeah.
the following is from shimun:
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (YES I INSIST)
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[ ] You ran around naked in your house.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.
Score is: 26
Now take that number and multiply it by 3.
I AM 78% STUPID.what the shit, i cannot believe i am stupider than shimun!
anyway, i haven't wrote resolutions for this year but i dont see the point in doing so since i never keep to them anyways.
but just for the sake of doing so:
1. do
ALL homework (even if the teacher is like some sai)
2. study, make my notes
3. go frequently for tuition
4. do my (chinese) tuition homework
5. open my big fat mouth and ask for consultation
6. stop mocking people
7. eat less of macdonalds
8. be nicer to my brother
9. teach my brother not to wear his school uniform like a geek
10. stop making so many overseas calls
yeah, that's about it.
and i'd just like to boast to the world that i ate some ipoh hofan thing yesterday which i havent eaten in ages
:)
and, i was laughing to myself in the bus on the way to mrs soh's.
read shimun's blog.
or ask me to demo and explain in detail to you!
TATAA.
michelle! 9:51 PM
